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Akira

Age- 210 (physically, 19)
Height- 5'11
Nationality- Ice Demon


So as you know, the Akira featured in this comic has almost nothing in common with the real Akira in his original story. Akira would never cuss, never disrespect a lady, never let loose as much as he has, but I guess I've learned that this is what makes him lovable, and so...I guess there are two Akiras or something. o_o Anyway. Since you're not very familiar with Akira's story, I'll just go over some things. XD 

         (Yes, I realize there's some of you who've heard this story a million time, but come on- there's new people as well! :P) Okay so a long long time ago I was asleep and I dreamt of Akira. And like...I seriously had never seen him before, I didn't make him up, I didn't make up his name, he seriously showed up in my dream and all of these people at a grocery store were like "that's Akira", and then when I met him he was like...WHOOSH! TALL! I was looking up to his face and he was all mysterious and he was like "I'm the prince of the Crystal Palace". And I truly think this dream happened because of overdose on Paper Mario and Yu-Gi-Oh with that Pegasus guy, lmao! Seriously! My brain somehow put the two together and made up Akira in the middle of the night. O_O They only thing I made up about him is his eye-color. His face was a shadow when I talked to him so yeah... 

          Anyway! He's just your average ice-demon prince born in the 1800's (thus his clothes), and he's an angsty little bitch. He's used to having servants and being in the cold a lot, so sometimes he's not used to the ways of the modern U.S. and the weather and stuff...He's also picky, whiny, somewhat girly, and really, just a big wimp when you get right down to it. But! He's still pretty outgoing, and he voices his opinion about things whether it upsets others or not.

Jennifer

Age- 17
Height- 5'3
Nationality- 50% Italian, 25% German, 25% Swedish XD

So Jennifer's me XD. Uhm. So in this comic I'm a lot more outgoing as well. As you may or may not know, my role model is Lady Bow, also in this comic, thus why I wear that bow (which I have in real life btw). Anyway. I'll just get right down to it: I'm a pain in the ass. And I not only let other people know when I'm upset, but drag everyone else in to suffer with me. And I complain a lot. And I hit on every hot guy who shows up in this comic. o_o Oh well. Oh yeah, and I think Akira's hot. Shhh don't tell him!

Uma Thurman Poser Genie Woman

Age- Unknown
Height- Unknown
Nationality- Italian

She's the first genie that comes from the lamp, and she's a complete bitch who doesn't really want much of anything to do with us. The only person she actually cares about is Genie-Woman, her lesbian lover, but that's seriously it. She hates everyone. She's mean to everyone. She envies Uma Thurman. She wants to /be/ Uma Thurman. But is there more to her? We'll never know.

Genie Woman

Age- Unknown
Height- Unknown
Nationality- Italian


So she's also a genie, and also a bitch, but *gasp* she actually secretly kind of likes having some times outside of the lamp with us. I guess she's just not as self-involved as her lesbian lover is. Now don't get me wrong- she's REALLY self-involved, but just a tad bit less. So I guess that's why she's around a bit more. And as we know, she's not afraid to insult people when she feels like it. Ditto to Uma Thurman Poser Genie Woman. XD

Crystallina

Age- 7
Height- 4'2
Nationality- 50% Ice Demon, 25% Italian, 1/8th Swedish 1/8 German XDDD


Crystalina is supposively Akira and Jennifer's daughter from the future, but who knows? She magically appears the night they stay at the Crystal Palace, and is strangely familiar with the people and places. She may be seven years old, but she's been around in the world and she can seriously kick your ass! She's extremely smart, and aware with the world, and is funny enough one of the smartest characters in the comic. I wub my daughter ^^

Cosmo

Age- 275 (physically 25)
Height- 5'7
Nationality- Ice Demon

Cosmo is Akira's trustworthy personal-servant, and also from the original story, Crystal Palace. He actually keeps most of his personality in this comic, except for a few innapropriate exclamations and the use of language. Obviously he's not gonna go around saying "yay! have lesbian sex!" but just like in the story, he's shy, nervous, unconfident, hesitant, and in general, a big pushover. I mean for God's sake, a seven-year-old ties him up and locks him in a closet! He's just not meant for the big stuff. He's really cute though ^^ And nice, and he tries to be friendly. So cut him some slack, alright?!

Lady Bow

Age- 800+ (physically 22)
Height- 5'1
Nationality- Chinese (plus Boo)

Bow is like...the most awesome ghost in the entire world. o_o She's smart, she's beautiful, she's elegant, she's incredibly powerful, and I completely look up to her! And strangely enough, she's okay with that and helps us out a lot. She doesn't take on a very steady personality until a bit later into the comic, but you can bet it's there! She's quite a handful, and she's not afraid to say what she thinks. She's also extremely confident, so don't think she'll hold anything back! And oh yeah- she also came from Crystal Palace.

Anus

Age- Unknown
Height- 7"
Nationality- Penguin XD
Chapter: 1 & 3


Anus is a little penguin living in Shiver City, right next to Shiver Mountain, where the Crystal Palace stands atop. He can secretly talk though and is generally seen as Crystallina's sidekick. He was first featured in the alleged Crystal Palace Disney movies. He'll just pop out of no where, really.

Helen

Age- 20
Height- 6'
Nationality- Polish
Chapter: 1 (so far)


Helen came from a dream I once had. See, since I met Akira in my dreams, around the beginning I thought it'd be cool to have other people from them come along, and I needed an antagonist, so Helen was the first to come to mine! What happened was we were in some kind of public bathroom and she was gonna rape me and I asked "who are you?!" And she said "M'Helen! I'm poopin'!" O_O Don't ask why. I just quoted her. I think she's absolutely retarded. And insane. And she scares me. She'll seriously just beat, rape, and scare the pants off of anyone. 

Kurama

Age- 17
Height- 5'8
Nationality- 50% Japanese, 50% Unknown XD
Chapter: 1 & 4


Kurama is a main character from the anime/manga Yu Yu Hakusho. However, I wish him into our world (what with me being such a crazy fangirl) but we end up leaving him behind and I become too obsessed with The Phantom of the Opera, so he's neglected after that, and pissed off, and homesick, and was raped by Helen, so he often attempts murder. 

Crystal King

Age- 935 (physically 85)
Height- 6'4
Nationality- Ice Demon
Chapter: 1


The Crystal King is Akira's long lost father. His real name is Akira as well. Akira 1. So that makes Akira "Akira II", but no one knows that. Anyway. He was beaten by Mario in Chapter 7 of the original Nintendo game Paper Mario, and then Akira, in my story, pushes him off the ice ridge behind the palace. However, he somehow survives in this twisted comic. And then dies again.


The Perfection Guy

Age- Unknown
Height- Unknown
Nationality- Unknown
Chapter: 1


So in case no one saw the commercial, he /did/ in fact come from one for the game 'Perfection', where you have to put the little shaped pieces into the corresponding slots before the time ran out. And if you don't get it, or don't get it in time, it blows up and all the pieces go into the air! The point is. The commercial was SCARY. The guy had like...one of those chins where there's a recess in the middle, and it just looked plain weird. O_O He was so enthusiastic about it! MY GOD! IT SCARES ME THINKING ABOUT IT! *hides*


Murphy

Age- 23
Height- Unknown
Nationality- African and British, I think.
Chapter: 2

*cracks up*. Okay. So you might be wondering why Akira ran when the train lady got back-up. He said "the guy on the left..." well. The guy on the left is a very very scary man indeed. I go to a powerpuff girl oekaki board. We're all like...12-17 years old and for us, that's normal, but this guy seriously still likes the powerpuff girls. It's disturbing. O_O He even made one up and he's obsessed with it so we decided he's probably a pedophile too. :3 Okay. Yep. that's all.


The Phantom of the Opera

Age- Unknown (probably in his 50's)
Height- Unknown
Nationality- Presumably French
Chapter: 1 & 4


The Phantom of the Opera is another person that Jennifer made into existance with her last of three wishes from Genie-Woman. She likes him a lot! But he's flabbergasted and very freaked out upon arrival, along with all of the random times he gets hugged and flirted with by Jennifer. He's not too happy about being away from his home, and has a problem with insulting people...but then again, that's everybody's case. XD

Lemon Drop

Age- Unknown
Height- 2'3
Nationality- Toad
Chapter: 2


Lemon-Drop is a strange little toad who is, for reasons unknown, helping Steven (Asshole Guy). She seems to already know things about the A and J crew, but other than that simply waits to be told what to do. Does she have any secrets?

Asshole Guy (Steven)

Age- 17 (probably 18 now though)
Height- 5'5 I think?
Nationality- Unknown
Chapter: 2

He was in Jennifer's webpage production class her freshman year. However, he was an asshole! And even though Jennifer wanted to be his friend, he refused! And now, randomly, he's decided to take that up a notch by destroying her and her friends! He's basically just going to insult and/or physically injure anyone he sees. ^_^ And don't ask about the striped shirt. He /always/ wore one. It was kinda weird. And of course: he does /not/ have super powers in real life XDD I thought it'd be extra funny to see a guy like him running around making fire with his hands though. XD

Richard Simmons

Age- (Currently) 58, but not in the comic, so Unknown
Height- Unknown
Nationality: Unknown
Chapter: 2


To be honest, nobody knows why Richard Simmons showed up, but he did! And it seems he's now one of Asshole Guy's henchman. It'd be pretty sad to be beaten up by this guy. However! Even though he's technically a bad guy, he still sports a gay accent and a fairly retarded attitude.

Princess Peach 

Age- Unknown    
Height- Unknown
Nationality- Unknown   
Chapter: 3

So princess peach is supposed to be this beautiful sweet little princess who always needs to be saved, right? Oh no. No. That's just her persona in the media and the like. She's really sort of a bitch, and she's obviously not concerned about what she does to innocent toads! *covers mouth* She knows she can get away with anything. Nobody would point the finger at poor 'wittle Peach, now would they? Bah. She doesn't make a huge role. She just happens to be around one night. What? You think she actually cares about us? No. 


The Plumber 

Age- 37
Height- 5'7
Nationality- Italian   
Chapter: 3

Lots of Italians in this comic, eh?! Well. The plumber is awesome. He's this guy who acts and dresses a lot like Mario, but he's not. So I guess he's a poser? Anyway. For some reason he's obsessed with fixing our toilet. He like...really really wants to fix our toilet and it's just too strange for us to handle. O_O So we keep on ignoring him. Yet he is very persistant. We don't know what's exactly wrong with him, but it's obviously something. 



Ali  

Age- 16
Height- 5'4
Nationality- O_O Unknown.   
Chapter: 3

So Ali is one of Jennifer's good friends :D She's blunt (like most everybody in the comic), and of course, her hair's red so she stands out all the time. O_O She's also going out with Sting, so often she's simply whisked off by him and that's the end of it! However she plays a secret role that no one ever knew about...dun dun dun!


Sting 

Age- Unknown    
Height- Unknown
Nationality- Unknown 
Chapter: 3

Yeah...don't ask why Sting showed up! I guess it was all for his new-found lover, Ali! Yes! Who cares if they're decades apart in age! Their passion burns with the intensity of a thousand suns! 


Tamura Sensei and Kumiko Sensei
Age- Unknown
Height- Unknown
Nationality- Japanese  
Age- 22
Height- Unknown
Nationality- Japanese

Chapter: 3  

Yeah. Tamura Sensei ("teacher" Mrs. Tamura), is my Japanese teacher. So as we know already, she's incredibly enthusiastic about her job and likes to ask people questions all the time when they're off guard. O_O And Kumiko Sensei ("teacher" Kumiko) came from Japan to be her assistant. She's more shy and reserved, mainly because her English is only mediocre, and really, just smiles and does things when Tamura Sensei tells her to. The only problem is, they're /too/ nice. And too Japanese. And nice Japanese people are always hiding things so I've come to the irrational conclusion that they're trying to take over the world! So there!



Dr. Harris 

Age- Unknown    
Height- Unknown
Nationality- Unknown 
Chapter: 3

I really wasn't necessary to put her in the profile. I'm going to feature lots of teacher/student cameos that aren't a real part of the story line, but I just had this undying urge to put Dr. Harris in! Yeah. She was my Wellness 10 teacher, and she had a very nasal voice. O_O She didn't trust me either. And I'm Jennifer! The goody-goody student! And she didn't trust me! Anyway. I got A's in the health part, but I always slacked off during the sports crap. Because I'm out of shape and I hated the class anyway. :D Yeah.

Peter Griffin 

Age- 40's    
Height- Unknown
Nationality- Irish! 
Chapter: 3

Peter is found wandering around and laughing in our backyard one night. o_o He has no connection to the story, clearly isn't my original character...and...I dunno. o_o And Akira and I live near the west coast, so...it's not even possible that Peter could be there because he lives in Rhode Island. O_O


Kate 

Age- 17    
Height- 5'8
Nationality- Irish, Italian, French, etc 
Chapter: 3

Kate is Jennifer's best friend. They go waaaaay back. She's short-tempered, easy to get impatient, very aggressive, but still has a nice side for those she chooses! She'll basically just be hanging around with Jennifer and/or Akira whenever times are peaceful, or be there to help them when they're not. 



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