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Nationality- Ice Demon
So as you know, the Akira featured in this comic has almost nothing in common
with the real Akira in his original story. Akira would never cuss, never disrespect a lady, never let loose as much as
he has, but I guess I've learned that this is what makes him lovable, and so...I
guess there are two Akiras or something. o_o Anyway. Since you're not very
familiar with Akira's story, I'll just go over some things. XD
(Yes, I realize there's some
of you who've heard this story a million time, but come on- there's new people
as well! :P) Okay so a long long time ago I was asleep and I dreamt of Akira.
And like...I seriously had never seen him before, I didn't make him up, I
didn't make up his name, he seriously showed up in my dream and all of these
people at a grocery store were like "that's Akira", and then when I
met him he was like...WHOOSH! TALL! I was looking up to his face and he was all
mysterious and he was like "I'm the prince of the Crystal Palace".
And I truly think this dream happened because of overdose on Paper Mario and
Yu-Gi-Oh with that Pegasus
guy, lmao! Seriously! My brain somehow put the two together and made up
Akira in the middle of the night. O_O They only thing I made up about him is
his eye-color. His face was a shadow when I talked to him so yeah...
Anyway! He's just your
average ice-demon prince born in the 1800's (thus his clothes), and he's an
angsty little bitch. He's used to having servants and being in the cold a lot,
so sometimes he's not used to the ways of the modern U.S. and the weather and
stuff...He's also picky, whiny, somewhat girly, and
really, just a big wimp when you get right down to it. But! He's still
pretty outgoing, and he voices his opinion about things whether
it upsets others or not.
Nationality- 50% Italian, 25% German, 25% Swedish XD
So Jennifer's me XD. Uhm. So in this comic I'm a lot more outgoing as well. As
you may or may not know, my role model is Lady Bow, also in this comic, thus why
I wear that bow (which I have in real life btw). Anyway. I'll just get right
down to it: I'm a pain in the ass. And I not only let other people know when I'm
upset, but drag everyone else in to suffer with me. And I complain a lot. And I
hit on every hot guy who shows up in this comic. o_o Oh well. Oh yeah, and I
think Akira's hot. Shhh don't tell him!
|Uma Thurman Poser Genie Woman
She's the first genie that comes from the lamp, and she's a complete bitch who
doesn't really want much of anything to do with us. The only person she
actually cares about is Genie-Woman, her lesbian lover, but that's seriously
it. She hates everyone. She's mean to everyone. She envies Uma Thurman. She
wants to /be/ Uma Thurman. But is there more to her? We'll never know.
So she's also a genie, and also a bitch, but *gasp* she actually secretly kind
of likes having some times outside of the lamp with us. I guess she's just not
as self-involved as her lesbian lover is. Now don't get me wrong- she's REALLY
self-involved, but just a tad bit less. So I guess that's why she's around a
bit more. And as we know, she's not afraid to insult people when she feels like
it. Ditto to Uma Thurman Poser Genie Woman. XD
Nationality- 50% Ice Demon, 25% Italian, 1/8th Swedish 1/8 German XDDD
Crystalina is supposively Akira and Jennifer's daughter from the future, but
who knows? She magically appears the night they stay at the Crystal Palace, and
is strangely familiar with the people and places. She may be seven years old,
but she's been around in the world and she can seriously kick your ass! She's
extremely smart, and aware with the world, and is funny enough one of the
smartest characters in the comic. I wub my daughter ^^
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Nationality- Ice Demon
Cosmo is Akira's trustworthy personal-servant, and also from the original
story, Crystal Palace. He actually keeps most of his personality in this comic,
except for a few innapropriate exclamations and the use of language. Obviously
he's not gonna go around saying "yay! have lesbian sex!" but just
like in the story, he's shy, nervous, unconfident, hesitant, and in general, a
big pushover. I mean for God's sake, a seven-year-old ties him up and locks him
in a closet! He's just not meant for the big stuff. He's really cute though ^^
And nice, and he tries to be friendly. So cut him some slack, alright?!
Age- 800+ (physically 22)
Nationality- Chinese (plus Boo)
Bow is like...the most awesome ghost in the entire world. o_o She's smart,
she's beautiful, she's elegant, she's incredibly powerful, and I completely
look up to her! And strangely enough, she's okay with that and helps us out a
lot. She doesn't take on a very steady personality until a bit later into the
comic, but you can bet it's there! She's quite a handful, and she's not afraid
to say what she thinks. She's also extremely confident, so don't think she'll
hold anything back! And oh yeah- she also came from Crystal Palace.
Nationality- Penguin XD
Chapter: 1 & 3
Anus is a little penguin living in Shiver City, right next to Shiver Mountain,
where the Crystal Palace stands atop. He can secretly talk though and is
generally seen as Crystallina's sidekick. He was first featured in the alleged
Crystal Palace Disney movies. He'll just pop out of no where, really.
Chapter: 1 (so far)
Helen came from a dream I once had. See, since I met Akira in my dreams, around
the beginning I thought it'd be cool to have other people from them come along,
and I needed an antagonist, so Helen was the first to come to mine! What
happened was we were in some kind of public bathroom and she was gonna rape me
and I asked "who are you?!" And she said "M'Helen! I'm poopin'!"
O_O Don't ask why. I just quoted her. I think she's absolutely retarded. And
insane. And she scares me. She'll seriously just beat, rape, and scare the
pants off of anyone.
Nationality- 50% Japanese, 50% Unknown XD
Chapter: 1 & 4
Kurama is a main character from the anime/manga Yu Yu Hakusho. However, I wish
him into our world (what with me being such a crazy fangirl) but we end up
leaving him behind and I become too obsessed with The Phantom of the Opera, so
he's neglected after that, and pissed off, and homesick, and was raped by
Helen, so he often attempts murder.
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Nationality- Ice Demon
The Crystal King is Akira's long lost father. His real name is Akira as well.
Akira 1. So that makes Akira "Akira II", but no one knows that.
Anyway. He was beaten by Mario in Chapter 7 of the original Nintendo game Paper
Mario, and then Akira, in my story, pushes him off the ice ridge behind the
palace. However, he somehow survives in this twisted comic. And then dies
So in case no one saw the commercial, he /did/ in fact come from one for the
game 'Perfection', where you have to put the little shaped pieces into the
corresponding slots before the time ran out. And if you don't get it, or don't
get it in time, it blows up and all the pieces go into the air! The point is.
The commercial was SCARY. The guy had like...one of those chins where there's a
recess in the middle, and it just looked plain weird. O_O He was so
enthusiastic about it! MY GOD! IT SCARES ME THINKING ABOUT IT! *hides*
Nationality- African and British, I think.
*cracks up*. Okay. So you might be wondering why Akira ran when the train lady
got back-up. He said "the guy on the left..." well. The guy on the
left is a very very scary man indeed. I go to a powerpuff girl oekaki board.
We're all like...12-17 years old and for us, that's normal, but this guy
seriously still likes the powerpuff girls. It's disturbing. O_O He even made
one up and he's obsessed with it so we decided he's probably a pedophile too.
:3 Okay. Yep. that's all.
Unknown (probably in his 50's)
Nationality- Presumably French
Chapter: 1 & 4
The Phantom of the Opera is another person that Jennifer made into existance
with her last of three wishes from Genie-Woman. She likes him a lot! But he's
flabbergasted and very freaked out upon arrival, along with all of the random
times he gets hugged and flirted with by Jennifer. He's not too happy about
being away from his home, and has a problem with insulting people...but then
again, that's everybody's case. XD
Lemon-Drop is a strange little toad who is, for reasons unknown, helping Steven
(Asshole Guy). She seems to already know things about the A and J crew, but
other than that simply waits to be told what to do. Does she have any secrets?
17 (probably 18 now though)
5'5 I think?
He was in Jennifer's webpage production class her freshman year. However, he
was an asshole! And even though Jennifer wanted to be his friend, he refused!
And now, randomly, he's decided to take that up a notch by destroying her and
her friends! He's basically just going to insult and/or physically injure
anyone he sees. ^_^ And don't ask about the striped shirt. He /always/ wore
one. It was kinda weird. And of course: he does /not/ have super powers in
real life XDD I thought it'd be extra funny to see a guy like him running
around making fire with his hands though. XD
Age- (Currently) 58, but not in the comic, so Unknown
To be honest, nobody knows why Richard Simmons showed up, but he did! And it
seems he's now one of Asshole Guy's henchman. It'd be pretty sad to be beaten
up by this guy. However! Even though he's technically a bad guy, he still
sports a gay accent and a fairly retarded attitude.
So princess peach is supposed to be this beautiful sweet little princess who
always needs to be saved, right? Oh no. No. That's just her persona in the
media and the like. She's really sort of a bitch, and she's obviously not
concerned about what she does to innocent toads! *covers mouth* She knows she
can get away with anything. Nobody would point the finger at poor 'wittle
Peach, now would they? Bah. She doesn't make a huge role. She just happens to
be around one night. What? You think she actually cares about us? No.
Lots of Italians in this comic, eh?! Well. The plumber is awesome. He's this
guy who acts and dresses a lot like Mario, but he's not. So I guess he's a
poser? Anyway. For some reason he's obsessed with fixing our toilet. He
like...really really wants to fix our toilet and it's just too strange for us
to handle. O_O So we keep on ignoring him. Yet he is very persistant. We don't
know what's exactly wrong with him, but it's obviously something.
So Ali is one of Jennifer's good friends :D She's blunt (like most everybody in
the comic), and of course, her hair's red so she stands out all the time. O_O
She's also going out with Sting, so often she's simply whisked off by him and
that's the end of it! However she plays a secret role that no one ever knew
about...dun dun dun!
Yeah...don't ask why Sting showed up! I guess it was all for his new-found
lover, Ali! Yes! Who cares if they're decades apart in age! Their passion burns
with the intensity of a thousand suns!
|Tamura Sensei and Kumiko Sensei
Yeah. Tamura Sensei ("teacher" Mrs. Tamura), is my Japanese
teacher. So as we know already, she's incredibly enthusiastic about her job and
likes to ask people questions all the time when they're off guard. O_O And
Kumiko Sensei ("teacher" Kumiko) came from Japan to be her assistant.
She's more shy and reserved, mainly because her English is only mediocre, and
really, just smiles and does things when Tamura Sensei tells her to. The only
problem is, they're /too/ nice. And too Japanese. And nice Japanese people are
always hiding things so I've come to the irrational conclusion that they're
trying to take over the world! So there!
I really wasn't necessary to put her in the profile. I'm going to feature lots
of teacher/student cameos that aren't a real part of the story line, but I just
had this undying urge to put Dr. Harris in! Yeah. She was my Wellness 10
teacher, and she had a very nasal voice. O_O She didn't trust me either. And
I'm Jennifer! The goody-goody student! And she didn't trust me! Anyway. I got
A's in the health part, but I always slacked off during the sports crap.
Because I'm out of shape and I hated the class anyway. :D Yeah.
Peter is found wandering around and laughing in our backyard one night. o_o He
has no connection to the story, clearly isn't my original character...and...I
dunno. o_o And Akira and I live near the west coast, so...it's not even
possible that Peter could be there because he lives in Rhode Island. O_O
Irish, Italian, French, etc
Kate is Jennifer's best friend. They go waaaaay back. She's short-tempered,
easy to get impatient, very aggressive, but still has a nice side for those she
chooses! She'll basically just be hanging around with Jennifer and/or Akira
whenever times are peaceful, or be there to help them when they're not.